Santa Baby, come hurry down the chimney tonight

All i want for christmas are
classic tall aqua uggboots, not you, baby. Happy Holidays! ;)

what do you want for christmas, santa baby? 

Look forward to life

Winter: Snow. Birthday. Christmas. Family. Cookies. Generosity. Kindess. Cheer. Red. Stockings. Christmas tree. Blow up santa. jackets. ugg boots. friends. no sweat. jeans. love. cuddling. blankets. basketball. 
Summer: License. Driving to the beach. 


look foward to something. it makes life better. 
<3 

I've been bloggin a lot lately :O

#ohhshit. haha
i've become addicted. Its okay though, because i can do whatevaa the F i want! 
Make sure to check out my youtube: 
Darbslovesyou123 :) http://www.youtube.com/user/Darbslovesyou123?feature=mhee 
thats my first video!

some video ideas in the future: going to make uploads whenever i feel like it!
- my chalet
- my dog snowball
- how to look like a hoe(makeuptips)
-how to do ya hurr
- jokes by darby
:) Any ideas just commentt!

IF all else fails carry around bacon!

Hey guys! Click on this link: :) 
http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarbles?feature=chclk 
Jenna Marbles.
She's the shit!
I couldn't love this girl more.
Jenna Marbles pick up lines-
"Is there a mirror in your pants? Because you look FUCKING sexual tonight ;D "
oh baby.
"are you from tennessee? cuz i wanna make out. With ya face." Hell yesss.
<3
I'm going to start making youtube videosss...

Places i've been, and places you should go to!

places you should go! Suggestions for future vacations and trips:

 Busche Gardens. Beautiful. Fun. Worth it. Great rides. Great time! You'll never want to leave! 

 The good old mountains. This is my aunt katherines house. Its beautiful here. Gives you a sense of peace.

 this is the old playground at my old school. Give your old school a visit. Bring back the memories!

 The view from the front porch of my chalet ;D Anyone can rent it :) Its in murphy. Its beautiful in the morning.

 sunset in the beautiful mountains. Worth it!

 Boston city at sundown. Best place in the world. Go to a red sox game while you're there. Or go shopping in the outdoor mall. Great food too! And go on a duck tour! I saw some cool stuff there.

 The beach near 'Nahunt', Boston. :) Beautiful. Go climb the rocks there. I dare you.

 Fenway. Thats all i have to say on the matter.

 This. This is the hotel that was the basis for the 'tipton' from sweet life of zach and cody. All you disney channel nuts out there. Go stay there! It would be awesome, i'm sure ;D

 airport in St. Thomas! Headin to st. John. Both beautiful islands. Shopping. Food. love. relaxation.

 On the ferry to St. John. Stayed in a villa while i was there. I suggest you visit this place once in your life. its so relaxing,and beautiful. You'll miss it when you leave! Its just great.

 The villa! :) Its beautiful. I could live here ;)

 Banana boats bitches! This is the most fun you'll ever have. If you're looking for a snorkeling trip and a bumpy ride. Its scary!

Finally, O'charley's at Myrtle Beach. This place is so much fun! Leg chairss.

My favorite just-for-fun accessories

 Love Aero dark blue bracelet, chetah print bow, raybans for those cold sunny days, purple hoops for to party in, stress relief cream for those days you need to chill, mascara. and ruby red nail-polish to get in the fall mood. Curly Hair and green dress, second piercing. Earrings. 

Insomnia/stress= blog post.

Well, how long has it been? I would say about 5 months. I just looked back on a few of my blog post, and laughed out loud at them. I don't try to be funny. I was being dead serious at the time i wrote them. Now looking back i sound completely sarcastic! So....
My topic tonight is sarcasm! :)
I hate sarcasm. SO much! Yet i use it all the time, who doesn't? My problem is, I sound sarcastic when i am actually being serious, and sound serious when i'm actually being sarcastic.
One day i was walking to my car after a cross country meet. This guy walks by, and he has a HUGE.ASS.FRO. Like, i have never seen a fro this big. I proceeded to tell the dude how fro-licious i thought his fro was. "THATS THE COOLEST FRO EVER! ITS SO BIG! WOW!" -Meredith and my mom gave me this look like i was the devil. They were like Darby, shut up, you're being mean! ...i was being serious guys. Really. And then whenever i try to joke around with people they don't catch on and think i'm being offensive or actually want to do whatever i'm saying. NO. Puh-lease. Annnywayss, i feel like this isnt my most interesting post, but fuck that, its 1:15! Anyways though, I also hate when i say something that truly is funny, but the way i tell the story just doesn't quite do the trick. Its like trying to tell this AWESOME dream to someone, but when you actually put it into words, it sounds lame as HELL. Thats what it compares to. :'( Anyways, the worst kind of sarcasm is love-sarcasm. You may be asking yourself right now, what the heckk is love sarcasm? It is any type of sarcasm in the realm of relationships, crushes, friends vs. enemies. anything involving the liking or loving of someone or something. Like "I LOVE broccoli"-i may be sounding sarcastic there, but i really do like broccoli. Gotchaa! I have seen love sarcasm very commonly in my brothers age group. Maybe him and his friends are just assholes, i don't know. But either way, they will tell a girl that they think is unnatractive, uncool, weird, un-dateable, that they would go out with her, or lead her on, and it makes me want to drop kick them to the moon. I also want to drop kick a multitude of little kids. But thats a story for another sleepless night. :) Well, this is it!
I need more ideas.

Nighty night y'alllll <3